To: Tracy “Chip and a Putt”
Sergei “Tiger Balls”
Kathy “Sure Shot”
Tom “Two Balls”
James “Good One”
Jaclyn “Yarn Ball”
Sean “Smoke & a Pancake”
Paul “if we can engineer this just right” Ryan “#1” Ryan “#2”
Carrie “New Kid”
Eric “The Pole”
Donald “Long Ball”
From: V.J. Cunningham
Subject: Race for the “Cunningham Cup”
Beginning on Wednesday, April 19th and continuing for the next 20
weeks, you’re invited to join us for the race for the “Cunningham Cup”.
race will include 180 holes of golf played at Holden Hills Country Club
and an unspecified number of adult beverages, which will be consumed
you think you’ve got the right stuff or a pencil with an eraser, show
up to our league meeting on Friday March 31st at league international
headquarters. You will need to
bring your GHIN if you have one or a member of the clergy who will
vouch for your handicap. If you don’t bring either, you will be subject
to the group assigning you a handicap.
For more information on the “Cup”, visit back here regularly. For more information on Holden Hills Country Club, go to www.holdenhillsgolf.com. For more information on adult beverages, come to the meeting on Friday, March 31st.